They've left out the good parts. Momo Jr.
Venus Akino
Vampire. Hacker. Newly appointed pain in your collective arse.
Her mirror shows the room and leaves her out, so she does her eyeliner by feel: one perfect wing, one ambitious disaster. She fake breathes during yoga. She once got into San Mágos Monster Prison so her brother could interview a ghoul, and every cell in the building opened behind him.
I object to any beverage with coagulation ambitions.
Sunshine Arachna
Half vampire, named Sunshine. The family comedy lasted years.
Her smile arrives 2 seconds before the rest of her. She was Orion's research partner, she keeps cold-pressed extra virgin web in the pockets of a four-sleeved denim jacket, and mirrors have been acting strangely since she came to town.
Too many questions, mi chica guapa.
Eva Fangoria
Eva isn't crying. Her snakes are crying. There is, she maintains, a difference.
She runs the fashion house GAZE and nobody has seen her face, because her gaze turns living things to stone. Her 8 snakes sit on the Style Council and drill avant-garde hairstyles to a whistle. Waves runs the escape routes, Curls tells the truth, and Shimmy answers to Bartholomew on formal occasions.
Beige in San Mágos is an apology for existing.
Bolt Vrathos
Love warms the air between two people by 0.3 degrees. He's measured it.
A Cyclops giant who learned meditation over Zoom from a mountain spirit. He once sat through a magnitude 4.2 earthquake, and the spilled tea bothered him more. His "Eye of the Tiger" sits somewhere between a foghorn suffering an existential crisis and a lovesick moose attempting opera.
Thank you! Try the croissants, they're life-changing!
Lola Ricci
She's 18 years old. Some of her isn't.
Her right hand belonged to a chef, her heart to a 22-year-old cellist, and her left knee was at Woodstock, which is why it still bends out of time when guitars come on. She wakes up singing songs she never learned. One of her soufflés briefly achieved sentience, and it was better company than most parties.
Eat. Then save the world. In that order.
Lucky Glitterbutt
The night he was born, the stars moved 3 degrees and pretended nothing had happened.
The city filed it as The Sparkle Incident. His horn picks up music that won't exist for another 300 years, and it once played a dead man's actual favourite song halfway through his eulogy. He orders the same thing at 8:22 every morning and leaves one bite of cheesecake on the plate. He can't explain why.
I'm Lucky. Lucky Glitterbutt. And yes, that's my real name.
Ash: Joy, Prince and X
One dragon. Three minds. One very well-run café.
Joy reads a room like weather and adjusts her polka-dot bow 17 times a shift. Prince tests 3 spoons against a cup for pitch. X improves the queue by moving one sugar bowl 4 centimetres and the other 8. When Bolt mentioned the chairs were too small, 3 new ones appeared overnight and nobody discussed it.
You stopped exactly 1.4 metres inside the door. Last time, 0.6.
Professor Apollonia Benu
She holds appointments in 3 departments, because no faculty can agree where a phoenix belongs.
Her dress sheds embers like fireflies, and she has set her own whiteboard on fire mid-lecture. She once brought a violin case to a parent-teacher conference with actual smoke coming out of it. She teaches film, and her students come out dangerous.
Safe truths don't need documenting.
Henry Noblethorn
Human. Heir. Tells his father he's at the library.
He's at MTHRNTR. His bedroom is big enough to play tennis in and he uses it for waiting. He offers his first name only, and his running joke, that he was adopted from a monster orphanage, gets less funny at home every year.
Lying to my parents has become my primary life skill.